lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

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cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

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jason derulos first words: jason derulo

Pingween! #UTSA #fiesta2014 #rowdy #chialpha #XA

Pingween! #UTSA #fiesta2014 #rowdy #chialpha #XA


collegehumor:

Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.
8 Strange and Disturbing Amazon “Related Item” Suggestions

collegehumor:

Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.

8 Strange and Disturbing Amazon “Related Item” Suggestions


ecstasysmom:

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hangthecyst:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

Oh my god

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serenakenobi:

hawkeyedriza:

Things in Mulan I Didn’t Catch as a Kid

When I was young I thought Mushu said “straight through your ARM” and I was like what’s her deal


Q
It appears that our liege has returned to grace us with his presence. Loki, I greet thee. And somehow my panties have gone missing again. Somehow I think these things are connected...
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lokis-dirty-whispers:

You don’t say?

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Your King,

Loki