Period Apps AKA I’m Excited About This
This app called “My Calendar” (subtle name, no?) told me my period would start tomorrow. I thought, “Yeah right”, but I bought extra napkins on my way home from classes. I woke up to a notification that asked if my period started. It did. Indeed it did. Usually I just know what week it will start, but this thing pinpointed it down to the day. TO THE DAY. In the future it’ll be counting down the seconds, “5-4-3-2-1-Ding ding ding, you’re bleeding out your vajay!” Oh, did I mention that this app can be personalized and change what it says for period notifications? Yeah, a glimpse into my exciting life, yo.